Three kids is not a challenge?

They already tried that at Santa Anita.

You can stop writing about the A’s. Greenwell can’t hurt you anymore. 

For some reason, people of any religion who practice seriously don’t invite me to their weddings....

When someone offers him tickets to see a Browns game, he will have a ready-made excuse now. SMDH, the Browns do something decent for someone and we are shitting all over them for it.

Unplugging my brain from reconciling life’s many small disappointments and surrendering completely to some adults acting like rambunctious and creative children felt nice.

Did I miss some interview where this guy apologized for being a racist turd? Because he was such a racist turd that they kicked him out of a tournament for it.

Rocky’s “I can change" speech at the end of Rocky 4 was better (though Medvedev's English was better).

Broncos. Tonight. 10:20 PM EDT. Oakland. Be there, or don’t. At this point, what difference does it make?

Damn, I never new Lithuania was in da motherfucking Sharez0ne

Congratulations to the New England Patriots on winning the AFC East before they’ve even taken a snap in the season.

Ok

That’s a bicycle kick. -Billy Haisley

All together, Cheers fans:

Derek Carr: "I would be more upset if I weren't so heavily sedated."

INTERIM COACH PHIL FULMER

Still more conference championships than Notre Dame.

Taking the Army to multiple overtimes is a fun tribute to the war in Afghanistan