Can we check and see if he’s doing sit ups in his driveway yet?

Gruden saying “Please stop this shit” was just him trying to get the sewage leak fixed at the Coliseum.

Raiders football, now sponsored by Nihilist Arby's.

Brown called Mayock a “cracker” and unleashed a barrage of “cuss words” during the altercation

He should have gone with honky

Brown called Mayock a “cracker”

I can’t believe the guy hocking a nutritional supplement pyramid scheme would support something that’s proven harmful by science. Weird. 

I don't know if it's intentional or not, but your argument is disingenuous. If you can't understand that, then you're probably right to end the discussion before you get proven wrong any further.

Re: Patagonia.

Jones also added, “Eli Manning is still one of the NFL’s best quarterbacks and should be starting for the Giants for many years to come.”

One he cannot use is being racist as he has already used that in his career

Jalops: Save the manuals!

Triple X Seattle

Darren Rovell is so fucking hard right now.

Lebron is such a cornball.

I do not say this in any affectionate way whatsoever: What a fucking obnoxious dork.

Stick to sprots, LeBron!

You asshole.

Except on Tuesdays. Then está muerto para ti.

Shots of Ouzo... fuck man you guys were hardcore that shit is like FUEL

“Even the most uncoordinated of Deadspin staffers could likely hit free throws at a 50 percent clip.”