May I suggest a new Deadspin mascott, Sticky; The Stick-to-Sports Stick. Sticky lives in Jim Spanfeller’s butt.

*chef's kiss*

Man, I love people who self-own through being hilariously inept. You know, pumpkin thieves, thin-skinned vulture capitalist owners of blog sites, those kinds of folks.

I’m starting to think that pulisic will never play in a world cup.

Fixed! 

You know what this means, right?

He will need that prize money if he only eats Whole Foods.

Billy Joel is the autoplay Farmers Insurance ad of rock radio.

Hating Joel Embiid seems like a “you” problem, my friend.

I’m just waiting for the game against the Knicks where they shut them out for an entire quarter.

He was an absolute octopus of a defender in college. Only the second Pac-12 player ever with consecutive conference DPOY, passed Gary Payton for career steals and Jason Kidd for single-season steals, and the only college player over the last 20 years with 100 steals and 80 blocks in a season. He’s got the defensive…

NY MLS teams blowing it in the playoffs?

He prefers the term "Sturmabteilung."

Damn, that explanation was really interesting and comprehensive. Orlovsky really knocked that one out of the end zone.

This discussion is closed.

They had a good run *

Very sad news for the Mariners. 

Most NHL behind the scenes stuff seems to just confirm the reality that the majority of hockey players are doofuses who’ve basically done nothing but play hockey every day of their lives. Fratty dopes at worst, cardboard cut-out dullards at best. 

I’m much too busy and important to watch the video or read the article, but I do want to say that Sacramento does, in fact, suck.

The Chinese are a bunch of bloodsuckers, so they assumed Adam Silver was on their side.