well, turnabout being fair play and all, an earthquake will crumple up LA and drop it into a burning hole in the Earth’s crust, so enjoy Vela while you can I guess

Meanwhile, Old Man Rooney has developed a case of senioritis and got sent off in the 1st half today. He might very well get drunk and arrested on every team flight the rest of the year. Ole Kamara’s goal was nice, though.

#BrianFloresIsACop

Oh they laugh when Jerry says it, but when Pat Bowlen said it everyone felt uncomfortable and sad.

If they’re trying to have a European style Soccer fanbase then, yeah, you’ll get some Nazis.

Willful ignorance is a hallmark of stupid people. You ever have a boss that loves to tell you that he doesn’t know how to rotate a PDF? Cool Steve, I guess I shoudn’t be mad at you for getting a job out of high school that paid a living wage, and bought your house in 1979 for 55K when your take home pay was 20K. …

Wait, doesn’t putting 7 DBs on the field mean you’re daring the other team to *run*? Like, the Chargers said "your run game sucks ass, so we're going to load up on DBs"?

Thank you for remaining laser-focused on sports. 

Miami mayor Francis Suarez says cleaning up the site could cost upwards of $50 millionbefore any construction can begin. Prior to Monday’s findings, the club expected to spend about $35 million to clean up the site for the proposed $1 billion “commercial and stadium complex.”

The last player to break a Big Mac sign like that was Bartolo Colon at the order kiosk.

Listen, we’ve been married a long time. “Love” was bound to fall to “Like” at some point, OK?

Given today’s news, I wanted to voice my appreciation for this post that is decidedly not about sports.

FUCK AMAZON!

Me too and see his reaction

CONOR, YOU’RE NOT A BOXER

I can’t wait to be old enough and hammered enough in a bar at 2:30 in the afternoon that a punch to the head from a pro fighter doesn’t even phase me. A young, drunk buck would have tried to retaliate. This grizzled old man doesn’t even give McGregor the satisfaction of being preturbed.

i bet you george clinton would be able to help

When “keeping it Real” goes wrong.

Cop.