“the establishment of a 401k program”

It’s hard to find anyone who has ever worked for him and has a bad word to say. Seems like he prides himself on being a good boss. But he’s also notoriously sensitive and thin-skinned. Wouldn’t shock me to see a reaction along the lines of, “I’ve been Cool Boss all these years and this is how you repay me?”

Clearly we need a worst world series where The M’s take on the O’s.

Clemson just put up a billboard with 19,001.

Why does he sound so pleased at the end when pointing out that she can’t get to school now?

The very car that ushered in the “Every performance vehicle is riding on dubs” era of cars. People saw big wheels and thought that meant performance and luxury (really it just means weight, as a heavy performance car needs giant discs to dissipate heat.   A light car can have 13s-15s no problem), so marketing told the…

“Unique circumstances”

What about Mark Davis’ helmet though? 

He looks like what would happen if your barber found out that you slept with his wife

One of their safeties got charged with assault. In a nice change of pace, he was charged of beating someone WITH his girlfriend, and not beating the girlfriend.

Ok Matt may have the best submission I’ve ever seen.

Um - I think you’re confusing tax credits with tax deductions.  The $7500 is a tax credit - it will knock $7500 off your tax bill.  A deduction, on the other hand, reduces your taxable income by some amount, so it isn’t worth the full face value (ie, if I’m in the 22% tax bracket and get a $7500 deduction, I save…

Shameful. Just another Puig showboating on the baseball field.

Finally some good news

NEW YORK-Asked cop: “God, did you hear about Robin Williams?”Cop: “No.”Me: “Died. He killed himself.”Still gave me a ticket.

Because cocaine is famously unavailable in Miami. 

I’d like to see the language of the actual policy, because that memo is pretty vague and doesn’t stipulate that it has to be from an accredited university. There are online degree mills that will probably give him “credit for prior learning” or “credit for life experience” for half of the required credits, cash a…

Payday loans don’t actually let poor people dig themselves out of any kind of financial holes. All payday loans do is make the hole bigger. They serve no legitimate purpose.

There are plenty of things we as a society can do to help people who are in need get through financial crises, and predatory loans are nowhere on…

Dude should just call JG WENTWORTH