Robredo’s reply to Hemery:

Lendl should announce he is running just to kick Gilbert's ass again.

Oh fuck off. Watching Vela in the form he is in now doesn't require any qualifiers. Enjoy soccer.

The Lowriders are easily top ten, and the Vineros should be hit by a car.

The Lowriders are easily top ten, and the Vineros should be hit by a car.

He’s the best at not giving a shit.

In 2012, the fastest (in terms of 0-60) car in Toyota’s lineup was the RAV4. Specifically, the one with the 3.5l V6 and AWD.

Fuck, it’s Orlando even. This might be the 3rd or 4th mascot fight he has broken up today.

The cop doesn’t flinch in the slightest upon arriving at a scene with an Easter bunny throwing down. Florida.

Well if Snoopy is cool, then my Garfield shirt make me Miles Davis.

Well if Snoopy is cool, then my Garfield shirt make me Miles Davis.

We’re going to 40. And with the improvement in the league the last few years... I’m pretty ok with it. 

My answer is going to be no. Personally, I play on clay about once every other year. Nothing close to a professional setting, but clay none the less. I’ve played on grass once in my life. And I had to travel to another country to do it.

If I want to look like I have given up (this is often), I can just put on the ones that I told my wife I donated to Goodwill.

If I want to look like I have given up (this is often), I can just put on the ones that I told my wife I donated to…

This is too good.

This was nothing compared to the course in ‘83. Jack’s ankle never fully recovered.

You use a separate shampoo and conditioner.

You use a separate shampoo and conditioner.

Jordi Evole: What about Cristiano Ronaldo?

My six year old daughter still shits herself on occasion. Our GI specialist basically said this. “If you don’t want her to lie about the accidents, don’t ask her questions about them.”

Former (shitty) goalie here... fuck bouncing shots from outside the zone. I would much rather see a slap shot from the slot. I’m really surprised this doesn’t happen more often. Al MacInnis was pretty good at it back in the day.

A goalie flop with 1:40 left in the game while up by 2. I admire his devotion to the dark arts.

“I have a long term offer from WFAN”