How is the Miami Open going to ban every freshman boy’s dorm room?

Kind of a long winded way to call the guy a dick.

No more Oly tallboys, replaced by smaller more expensive macros. Though I will give them credit, they are slightly better prices than Seahawks/Sounders beer prices.

At least the bullshit is over. If anyone spends money on tickets for this shitshow, it is to get garlic fries and overpriced beer. Nobody could possibly be expecting entertaining baseball. At least, entertaining in a good way.

Slap Contest Official: Guys, its not in the rules anywhere that you have to take your shirts off.

The report somehow missed how he used district funds to purchase the “Taxation is Theft!” vinyl wrap for his pickup truck.

To be fair, it’s really easy to shoot yourself in the dick while wearing those shorts.

I’m glad they got America’s foremost authority on rust to write this article.

Hey! My Sequoia may be big and stupid and boring, but... yeah.

Unfortunately, his mother held him by the ankles when she dipped him into the whiz.

Should have been your shoes, Coach K.

Sure the Texas Stars’ defenseman shot the puck. But for that puck to go in I bet there was a second shooter.

Yeah, but does she know how much a Trent Green jersey goes for at Goodwill?

Cold. Blooded.

It’s so perfect that these people have a collection of bullshit jobs/companies that are perfect for this grift. Totally useless jobs, made some money, but not enough to make the above-board donation necessary to get their spawn into college. Real chicken and egg shit here.

Your targeted ads are working well. Though you don’t need bribery to get in to SU.

In hind-sight, maybe I should have known something was up from this recruiting photo.

I never would have expected this from the Stanford sailing team.

If you’re not threatening to leave every year, you’re not F1'ing correctly.

Frankly, I think my Jeff George (Vikings) jersey looks better with the paint and glitter additions from doing arts and crafts projects with my daughter.