I dont like riding my friends’ motorcycles. I could not imagine the anxiety of riding a super-rare race bike that would have no second thoughts about killing me.

This is a totally reasonable reaction when you find out that the jerk at the end of the bench ate the last of the Reese’s.

How many teams could the NBA remove before we actually noticed wha they were doing?

+65 tons of Bavarian pride

Some have suggested Self’s punishment should be mandatory attendance of KU football games, but I say that is too harsh.

Bring on Cyberball.

I feel like we need a searchable database of all the noteworthy people Dave has pissed off.

“What’s her number? I have a lot of things that need to dissapear.”

HOLY FUCKING SHIT it is about time Calkins was featured on HDOTW. If he were on the east coast he would be a legendary national haughty dipshit by now.

So now Gundy gets upset when they come after him, instead of the players? Make up your mind, man.

Hey he seems pretty cool but WHY WONT HE STOP STARING AT ME?!

Hey everybody, we’re all gonna get laid!

They can go golfing together in a few weeks.

Lahyani had to give them both a pep talk after this point.

These asses?

I’m guessing the Mets jersey wasn’t cable locked.

Nike will lose all those Air Monarch sales tho...

Was he wearing an Oculus Rift when he fell asleep outside?

Immortan Snow.

Please tell me Barry is doing the fashion post.