Compromise: play best of three pro-sets (8 game sets).

Her “Give-a-fuck” meter is in the perfect range. Not too high to stress out, not anywhere low enough to go Tomic on us.

Would rather watch a movie about this than Ready Player One.

Dr. Evo plz.

Weird that Sergio wouldn’t want to play in Florida. The stand your ground law really suits his playing style.

The fact that Aussie tennis gave their reciprocal wildcard entry to... Jason Kubler says a lot. I’m sure Kubler is a good junior player or something, but even Aussie tennis is sick of the Tomic the Tank.

Why Your Tackle Sucks

It’s true. It’s all true.

Damn, it’s been awhile since I have thought about Judge Reinhold. At least two weeks.

NEVER play one on one against someone wearing 2 knee braces. That goes double if he/she is older than you! What are you thinking dude?

I have a pair of Prince Responses that are first in line for destruction if I ever have to give up tennis.

Evergreen blog.

We must remain civil in these tough times.

Fuck, I didn’t even get Dick Wolf Blitzer’s name right.

 Dick Wolf Blazer nailed it.

The ESPN decision on McMurphy resulted in some of the best test data for Universal Basic Income that I have ever seen.

Could not agree any more.

Who the fuck invites Draymond to a party?

Paire really left it all on the court.

I was 12 and my dad moved our family down to LA for a year for work. My dad got two baseball tickets and asked if I wanted to go. When I saw that the tickets were in the last row of the upper deck, I whined about it. He took my mom instead.