It’s also a great play from the deuce court while playing doubles and you have to hit a last second backhand because DARRYL COULDN’T GET TO THE FUCKING FLOATER THAT WENT RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAMNED COURT.

Sascha... on second thought, just stay on the baseline.

How proud we are of the ‘Lil Manziel Agrarian Achievers we all are.

Chutes and Ladders is the perfect gift for the family you hate.

Interesting. I’m going to just leave this open for awhile and come back to it later.

Shanghai is looking to transfer him to Foxconn.

Do this, but make it a Sega Rally clone and I’m in.

HIDE. THE. BODY. Spill the dish in front of the dogs (not your dogs). “Forget” to bring it. Leave it on top of your car as you pull out of the driveway. Get so excited for it that you eat it in the middle of the night. Grab a serving every 45 minutes and discreetly trash it. Something. Anything. Just get rid of it.

Anyone willing to set an over/under on the number of times either player gets to the net? Don’t include the handshake.

Hamilton, I invite you to come out to South Lake Union, the area of Amazon’s campus. They are trying to leave hell.

Cool, thanks for the info.

C’mon man. I don’t know where that pizza came from.

Wasn’t he rumored to be on his way to US citizenship to play Davis Cup for the US?

Agreed. I bet Nadal really wanted to see Fed win this one. An in-form DelPo is a terrible matchup for him. Especially if the roof stays closed.

Would play.

And you would get the nice bonus of a concert venue for eastside dads to take their kids to the Popular Non-Threatening Music Band concert without having to go into the big bad city.

Cant star this enough.

I never knew why nike made so many wicking synthetic polo shirts, but now I realize they are the ultimate shirt for drunken stadium fighting.

Yup, this.

Same.