Vampire Weekend fan here...please take my star nonetheless for being spot on.

This entire comment section is a head-spinning menagerie of checked-out 30-something sports bro hot takes on twenty first century music popular and otherwise, and I’ve been so aghast at every stance everyone here has taken that I barely know how to even start making sense of any of it. But this take... this take is…

I’m older than you, and at least partially agree with your overall thesis regarding post-2003 rock, but you are very, very wrong about Queens of the Stone Age. 

The new one is pretty great! Drew is fucking wrong. It’s ok, I still love him, but he’s fucking wrong. This is the danger of the old man contrarian/hot-take game.

Vampire Weekend’s discography is the official soundtrack of gentrification  

Their third album was surprisingly good, and I think it's underrated. I would never call them rock.  It's Indy pop, and for that, they are pretty good at it. 

No love for the Jack In The Box grease taco? Nothing is more fulfilling than a grease taco after a night of snorting lines. It’s like the final stare into the abyss as you jump off the cliff, for a moment you’re frozen in eternity—-immortal. Then it hits your stomach and the purge of all the night’s toxins begins.…

Okay this is for Bill.

Just a gentle reminder to commenters that Cards Against Humanity is an extremely progressive, charitable company that supports lots of awesome causes and has been making a very active, vocal effort to encourage humor that “punches up, not down.” (And IMO, the game itself is very fun as long as you play with the right…

Former bartender and lifelong depressed person here: 1) you have no obligations here 2) If you think you can handle it, if you can have a quiet conversation with nobody overhearing, you should bring it up with him upon arrival (before he’s drunk) and as directly as possible.

I’m imagining that he names his kids after Amy Pickering, Henry Rollins and the Nation of Ulysses.

Don’t make infusions with good gin, that’s wrong. Good gin is for drinking.

I don’t remember where I heard it, but I saw that speculation was at best a drop to $349.99.  If I remember correctly, the price in Japan was recently or will soon be dropped to $349.99 permanently, but there has been no news of this trend following in the US.

I don’t remember where I heard it, but I saw that speculation was at best a drop to $349.99.  If I remember…

If you are travelling on a tour bus, you are doing it wrong.

Ah, Roomba riding is a calling, NOT an acquired taste. Oomans making that mistake are doomed for long sleeves.

If any of those boot screen say “CTM Piratesoft”....thats me!

Not afraid of flying, but often see people on the plane looking extremely nervous. What they are really leaving out is that the fear becomes amplified based on why you are flying. She was already likely in a very anxious state with everything that was going on, and getting on the plane would make her anxiety skyrocket.

Shame on you for hijacking a story about victims of a shooting to post a lengthy pro-gun screed.

That would be the subspecies of humanoid known as “Walmarticus Wolverinicus”. Particularly prevalent in Downriver, Macomb County, and the meth belt of central Oakland County (and the kluxxer belt of Livingston County)