Look, Trump just wants to democratize executions, okay? I mean, why just ONE white get - excuse me, I meant “git” — ALL the fun.

“Yer honnah, my cliunt, he wiz frayed four hizz lauff ande hawd no cherrce but to drawn hizz wuhpun and deesecharge it strate to that darkfella’s center line of his masssses, as hee wizz chrained ter do in that videoooe “Duh Perge.” 

Banning evictions is not the whole solution. If applied by itself, it will soon cause a ripple effect of mortgage defaults which in turn will trigger bank failures. That will make 2008 look like 1964 by comparison; think 1931.

Every time a working - class person is evicted, an anti-abortion activist gets her wings.

“My carmel apple mini bundt cakes with hot carmel sauce were to die for.”

Instant pot rules. It saved my Thanksgiving when the burner under my mashed potatoes quit.

Brown liquor, brown liquor, what do you see?

“Paging Dr Schadenfreude ...”

Biggie would mask. The hologram should mask.

Let’s not forget that every cop corrupted by the MAFIA in NYC was White, too.*

It is a little-known fact the we Whites got together and revoked his White Card. Now he’s just “human.”

“Paging Dr Schadenfreude, stat”

MANY Black folk.

You remember Uncle Joe - he was the one who was afraid to cut the cake. Now, who wants to join me as I drive my chrome three-wheeler to Fire Lake?

What, you aren’t proud that America sent you to kill the yellow man?

As a Florida resident, let me explain: Cubans don't think of themselves as Hispanic. They don't identify as Latinx. Then only Cubans who are not right wings are Afro-Cubans who have experienced the way America treats Blacks.

Yeah, the whole “wartime President” thing would have worked for him. We’re lucky he was too stupid to stay with that one.

I don’t believe that COVID-19 is a bioweapon interred to kill Blacks.

Yeah, sexting pics is infidelity in my book.

You know, “cunt” is the root word of “cunning,” so it really doesn’t work for me as an insult. Also, as the loyal owner of two fine bitches, I have observed that calling a man a “dog” is a complement in some circles. In this context I would call your ex-friend-now-with-your-ex a “treacherous, manipulative, probably-pox…