According to my wife, most fisher women would fall for Willem Dafoe.

“I’m wondering how Felicity Huffman got married to Willem Dafoe while also married to William H. Macy?”

Having served jail sentences as long as seventeen days in my younger peace activist days, I assure time in jail is not “unstructured.”

Hamburger was phone.

Is Trump Tower booked?

Camp David is not “near” Maryland. It’s IN Maryland.

Let’s not forget the proliferation of Bluetooth-only headphones, when Bluetooth just won’t connect.

I print one of my manuscripts, get it bound at the copy shop and edit it the whole way. This will do me fine from Florida to California.

Seatback TVs have to be very lightweight and meet FAA standards for fire safety and non-interference with flight equipment. They’ve got small Faraday cages built into then.

“Flacco” means “skinny” in Spanish. Two of the first dealers to get killed in Miami’s early drug wars were “Gordo e Flacco” — “The fat man and the skinny man.”

“Nuggets of Power” sounds like something from a bad D&D rip-off.

“My parents never adopted Tom Hayden. That would have been disrespectful to his parents. He just lived with us.”

It is not true that “minority wealth historically lags behind white wealth in the United States.”

Stop me if I’m wrong, but with 1) universal access to 3) reliable birth control that has no side effects, wouldn’t abortion become rare? At least it would happen a lot less. (Yes, I know about contraception failure. We have a long way to to achieve the “reliable” part.)

I have also seen pictures of Ronan with his mother’s brother, and the Sinatra look could well have come from his mother.

Either the comedy tour or the interpreted language, it’s fine by me.

As a former resident of Maryland, this saddens me.

You can joke, but invasive species are killing the Everglades. Big, fat pythons get all the headlines, but melaleuca and Chinese tallow trees are the worst. The melaleuca has no waxy covering on the underside of its leaves, so gallons of water are taken up each day and released as vapor. The melaleuca was deliberately…

“They put one of ours in prison, we put another in the morgue. Rhat’s The Fort Worth way!”

I keep telling y’all, “cracker” is the Cleveland Browns of insults. People with a heritage like mine (strictly speaking, South Georgia - North Florida) are PROUD to call ourselves crackers. The classic cracker is someone who made it to the middle class on the basis of his mechanic’s skills or farming ability. You…