You can joke, but invasive species are killing the Everglades. Big, fat pythons get all the headlines, but melaleuca and Chinese tallow trees are the worst. The melaleuca has no waxy covering on the underside of its leaves, so gallons of water are taken up each day and released as vapor. The melaleuca was deliberately…

“They put one of ours in prison, we put another in the morgue. Rhat’s The Fort Worth way!”

Cookies are everywhere, but they can be deleted (I go through mine about every two weeks) and if you delete all this things like “nyt.com” and “wp.com” those media sites that demand you subscribe after your third free story can’t tell if you’ve read one hundred by the end of the month.

I keep telling y’all, “cracker” is the Cleveland Browns of insults. People with a heritage like mine (strictly speaking, South Georgia - North Florida) are PROUD to call ourselves crackers. The classic cracker is someone who made it to the middle class on the basis of his mechanic’s skills or farming ability. You…

TBF, the banana was a prop. Minions are obsessed with bananas.

“Be seeing you!” will never die because Number Six will never die.

At science fiction conventions, I flash “Be seeing you” to find other fans of THE PRISONER.

Now explain how one dried seed can be “Allspice.”

How about getting Amber Guyger’s prosecutor to do this one! 

Hepatitis

Hepatitis, tho ... as a former dialysis social worker, there ARE plenty of blood diseases you can get from simple exposure.

Wait, does he mean that Becky HAS a full cup, or does he mean USE the full cup? And is this something about the “Two Girls, One Cup”?

“For all the dead babies”?

Just off the top of my head, here are four people less intelligent than Steven Seagal, who, after all, can learn movie lines:

Yeah, but if she and the president of the Senate have “accidents in the shower.” Then we get ... Pompeo.

OTOH, Montenegro seems like a good place for a Hungarian rendition!

I understand the sheeple have organized a “Ram Lives Matter.” (The Public wouldn’t go for ‘Rams Fans Lives Mattet’ because nobody could say that and not laugh.)

I ate pizza in the food court that has all those old-timey black & white photos intended to imply that Chicago was the birthplace of jazz. I amused myself by counting the 40% who were born and started their careers in New Orleans.

Not fake. Look at my ten+ years of comments. But, yes, I stupidly feel that impeachment is the LEAST productive way progressives could use whatever power we have.

What? You mean he WON by 3 million votes?