Trump just fired a Fox News darling? Uh oh.

Speaking as an actual white cracker (South Georgia / North Florida), it’s not much of a slur. You want the pain? Then break out the “Poor White Trash.”

Tubbs called Crockett a cracker once. It was a low point in their relationship.

Milo Yiannopolis need a gig. I bet his after-date interviews with the hopeful hits EXACTLY the right tone.

Yes, with Drumpf the cruelty is a feature, not a bug.

Me: [Summons The Operative on the Dark Web. He meets me at midnight, in the depths of an abandoned gold mine.]

Language, good sir! There are Ladies in the next room!

You are evil. I’m impressed.

Oh, a Mountain Goats fan.

“Amuse” the masses

Maybe it was about joining the dynasty and collecting rings? 

Wait till he kicks in the ribs “that has-been mick Bradly, or whatever his name was.” And then pees on Belicheck.

“trumps” — I see what you did there.

Don’t forget tying the noises, feeding the horses and washing out all those stains.

Don’t have know that Lifetime and Hallmark compete? This is some serious shade.

And who’s to say they were all dumb bunnies? I bet the movie exaggerates the stupid. They can’t ALL have been Olivia Jade Egg.

Cut to the chase. Did they breed?

Like Deadheads! Except that their heads have actually died.

Ma Earhardt is not the “meat”; she’s the cheesecake.

If your rabid dog bites me, before I die I will get a gun and shoot you in the genitals.