Man, the testosterone just trails him like a CLOUD!

“Omar cannot walk ten feet in US politics without attacks from the right.”

Hey, Detritus, long time no see! How’s Ruby?

King: “The camps weren’t that bad. Everybody got to smoke a little Pol Pot now and then.” [Winks and bursts out laughing]

“With luck, Stephens will swear off anything having to do with the internet and only communicate via linotype or fountain pen.”

I didn’t know dude nudes was a thing (other than dick shots, I mean).

Joe Biden is that guy who had to do three extra-credit projects to get a B-.

Oh, it’s illegal all right, but it’s no 0-Day Exploit, now is it?

My local hospital is set to lose big time.

“Even with state incentives, they just shelled out a ton of cash for new offices Houston. Which is incredibly stupid.”

Executives and the smart vencaps who sold out quick. They make (made) money. Everybody else is taking a bath (and not the kind with “beautiful Australian actress Margo Robie”*).

Damn, shorting Uber is the new “I bought Xerox at $5.”

My last Uber driver seemed offended that I started to sit on the back.

Well, of course Ubyft* is taking more from the drivers! What other behavior would you expect from a company that just went public while losing over a billion dollars every quarter (real cash, not just accounting charges)?

Can you blame her for wanting a man who can “be best”?

Breaking news: “

Ah, yes, our Sunshine Laws.

For years, the attractions were “jobs” and “nobody knows you down here.”

Speaking of lifting and dipping, who was more manly than Patrick Swayzee?

Kelly was the best because he was the most imaginative. He choreographed his own moves, whereas Astair often had little input into what he did. Also, some of Kelly’s routines were like stuntman’s work.