Lather, rinse and repeat until you bleed out.

“and that’s not enough to spur even a Democrat-controlled House into action.”

I beg your pardon, but since there are dead people and survivors with insurance, we will have plots and payers.

Oh, yes, the GOP front-runner for 2024. Texas land registrar to President, what could go wrong?

And the radicalized rabbits.

This is more of a “coffin half full” thing.

Your memory is correct. Some LAPD cars had rifles in them, but the responding officers in the bank robbery case did not. They got more than one rifle when they stopped at the gun shop, however. There were four officers present and they each got a rifle.

“Viking Funeral?”

We haven’t gotten to the Stein recount. We’re still doing the Florida Nader recount from 2000.

I’ll bring steamed shrimp. I’m famous for my steamed shrimp and homemade cocktail sauce.

Fossilized triceratops eggs rehydrated with the tears of gazelles - if you suck on them they do something to you pH balance. (This only works if you don’t know what pH means.)

All of Boston

President Petty, eh? We should be so lucky. If Petty was President right now, we’d be runnin’ down the road.

Perhaps in an area where there is plenty of light but the soil is nutritionally poor the collective organism benefits from the surviving root structure of the stump, to the extent that the metabolic cost of keeping it alive  is a bargain.

Thanks for the news. As you can see from my avi, I don’t live in MD any more.

Trump’s got an alibi. He was tweeting.

Lemme explain. You know the picture where a housecat looks in the mirror and sees a lion? Well, when a rent-a-cop looks in a mirror ...

Something here I don’t get. It costs ~$380 to fly from JAX Florida to Silicone Valley. How can it be so pricey to fly half as far? Dontcha got $outhwest?

I’m still stunned that Steny Bro, a relentlessly mediocre County Executive in Prince George’s County (MD) medicored his way to #2 in the House. (A County Executive is a Maryland office kind of like a County Mayor.)

“They cannot be trusted with our Forbidden Knowledge.”