Jazz Doreen is the best. I go to JazzFest every year, and half the time she’s the highlight.

Artist don’t have certifications, but they do have portfolios.

Certainly. Without being an asshoke, he wouldn’t want to wreck her.

He’s out to sabotage the new, African-American female DA.

My former roommate was an Air Force brat who lived in Korea twice for several years. He decided one day to make kimchi and buried the pot in the back yard, etc. Alan and I made him eat it on the porch ... and the next-door neighbors complained. (Truth!) But that was merely rotted-cabbage kimchi. He gave some to a…

I’ve had authentic kimchi, and it’s definitely a human rights violation.

I hear that Iran is using forged invites to attend the cookout, and Kim Jung Whatever is illegally exporting “Korean barbecue.”

“Woke Crew”

Fifty, and I’ve got another ten or so on a Shell has card.

Intersectionality

My quasi-son-in-law’s coworker is one, orcso his bumper sticker proclaims.

Needs MANY stars.

“You’re fired, Pensy! Man, I’ve been waiting two years to say that.”

He doesn’t look like a fatass to me; he’s more of a pencil neck.

I’m genuinely confused. Why is it “just sneakers, and you’re overreacting Duce(sic)” but not “Colin, it’s just sneakers and the woke crew have more important things to do.” 

If only they would let him keep his MAGA hat in detention...

Sorta prettyish some of the time in the right light, with her head mostly tuned away

My stepdaughter outsourced the job to me and my wife.

Ok, you succeeded. I’m terrified. If dictatorship comes to America, it won’t be boots in the street, it’ll be a brilliant piece of marketing.

Not if you have enough political prisoners.