No, it was failing at Clinton that led the Republican establishment to dump him. He ran over them with a steamroller to take over the party, but when he didn’t deliver he goods they cut his throat. He ran Democratic Speaker Jim Wright our of office with allegations of corruption over a book deal. When he Republicans…

What realpolitik on the environment? If the government weren’t putting children in cages,  the Green New Deal and massive restrictions on plastic and pesticides would be the most important thing in American politics today. We’ve got that “first do no harm” commandment to live up to; first we have to stop our…

Let us not forget that he’s a South African white (I’m not sure if he’s an Afrikaner; does anybody know?). Arrogance was baked in at birth (and his father is evidently a major narcissist).

How about if Musk and Trump get modified Twitter software that only allows them to Tweet at each other?

Margarita? Lady, you need gelignite.

Uh ... what kind of business are you guys in? Social media consulting?

Ohh, Count Ciano, I see what you did there. He was hanged, wasn’t he?

Really? For $135 million, I’d sleep next to Jared.

Joint income? I didn’t Even know she and Kush owned marijuana dispensaries.

I have gradually come to terms with my wife’s need to have white noise going during lovemaking. She sleeps, reads, surfs the web and sometimes folds laundry with her white noise machine running.

The Caulk Asian R Kelly!

“Supermodel Sweat.”

Aasn’t It documented somewhere that he drinks three bottles of wine a day?

Sex with headphones on was a thing in the 70s. There was even a brand of twin headphones sharing one AUX cable called ... wait for it ... Eargasm!

“And ... I am left shark.”

It’s like watching Nixon in China when I was a teenager. 

The twerking physicists are this generation’s equivalent of the 1960s strapless gown engineers.

Actually, a hotel robe is one of the sexiest things a woman can wear.

It’s generational. You didn’t live through Watergate.

They were Clinton-driven government shutdowns, and it was the mark of his political genius that he fooled Gingrich into taking “credit” for them (because only a man with hair on his chest would/could do such a thing) ... yeah, that repeated on Newt, too. He wasn’t the Master Strategist he thought he was. The Master…