JRW

6/14/19

I gotta say one good thing about Uber: in New Orleans their drivers will take you where ever you want to go. Middle Eastern/South Asian cabbies don’t like certain neighborhoods (such as Treme!) and other cabbies won’t go to Algiers Point or Central City because they probably can’t cruise for another fare.

6/14/19

More likely it was the gateway drug, THE FOUNTAINHEAD.

6/14/19

The idea of Uber unable to operate in the state where it was founded - California - is like the way Jack Danials can’t sell you whiskey in their distillery because it’s in a dry county.

6/14/19

You know that if the Underground Railroad existed today, Trump would punish “sanctuary states.”

6/14/19

“Then Jesus spake unto them, ‘if the needle penetrateth thy skin with viruses inside, be they killed or inert live, then I say unto thee that sin shall surely flow into they veins and taketh root among you; so be the vigilant in allowing only tattoo ink or Botox, lest ye be denied the Kingdom of Heaven.”

6/14/19

But he had that gig at Harvard’s JFK School of Government.

6/14/19

Nah, she’ll become Ambassador to Puerto Rico.

6/14/19

A pair of rwing relatives of mine had about 60 such books on their shelves, mostly memoirs of the Reagan/FirstBush era. On close observation, I determined that many of them had never been opened.

6/14/19

Spicer was at the JFK School of Government for a while.

6/14/19

The Satanic Temple Of Goat Worshippers only allows vaccines if they are incubated in the aborted fetuses fathered on radical lesbian feminists by Moloch, conceived during the full moon of Beltane after the sacrifice of a black goat. Slayer must be playing in the background. Both participants must wear strap-on hooves.…

6/14/19

She wasn’t a Bunny. She was a PLAYMATE, in fact the PLAYMATE OF THE YEAR. A NAKED WOMAN, not just anybody. Bunnies were just glorified cocktail waitresses.

6/14/19

That’s the story with West Virginia; they never had a raft of exemptions and always had good enforcement.

6/14/19

6/13/19

I live in Tallahassee. Fifteen years ago (or so), when these guys first turned on one of their new megamagnets the whole city went into brownout. This happened 3 -4 times.

6/13/19

Imagine Trump’s emails ...

6/13/19

“It looks like you’re writing a letter,” the paper clip chirped. “May I help?” ...

6/13/19

By throwing his wife to the wolves, Duncan NoNuts showed as much raw, meat-eating masculinity as I expect from him.

6/13/19

Did you guys ever refer to Sean Spicer with a gender-loaded term like “petulant”?

6/13/19

It was autocorrect. I can’t take credit.

6/13/19

You can rent Liechtenstein for $70,000, but there’s a two-night minimum.