Wait, I thought Ranch dressing was fatty and too salty and not good for you.

The one-year ban will hurt worse, and whaddaya bet that the Warriors/NBA/Nvidia find a way to dump him out the door. Nvidia makes supercharged video cards mostly for gamers and they tend to be young men - they aren’t going to be happy about being linked to this guy.

Most of them, if the owner is a billionaire 

Isn’t the DR notorious for extortion plots? Did Ortiz refuse to pay? That’s the only motivation that makes even twisted sense to me.

I like the Eagles.

I read about Winslow being convicted on rape charges from 15 years ago and I envision the cold winds of fate swirling around R Kelly.

“Rep. Steve King trots our Diamond and Silk at legislative announcement”

Too bad he’s a convicted felon and can’t vote for his boy Trump. If ever there was a pussy grabber ...

Melania in the music room with her teeth

Prolly not necessary

I am not Tomatoface, as a quick look at my comments will prove. I am, however, nostalgic for the causes and defeats of my forties.

Can’t be. I’ve got the gun.

You don’t play CLUE the way I do.

If these guys are the A-Team, I want to see them rappel down some ropes.

Hope Hicks in the kitchen with a knife 

Milkshaking Gaetz brings all the boys to the yard.

“Republican parasites”

Good positions, tough campaigner, rich enough to self-fund, tireless and above all - his foreign-born wife is dignified and intelligent.

I worked myself to the point of nervous collapse for the Kerry campaign in 2004. I hoped he would run this year. A four-way race between him, Bernie, Kamala and Warren would jolt the party like a pair of defibrillator paddles.

Quick, read a science book of listen to some Loudon Wainright III to restore yourself. I recommend LAB GIRL by Hope Jahren or THE DEATH AND LIFE OF MONTEREY BAY.