“Hey guys. I have a new idea for a concept album. It’s about water.”

April O’Neil is fake news. Sad.

And alt-right groups are actively recruiting for insecure, isolated young men to join their causes using fora like gaming messageboards and YouTube videos about how characters like Rey are making cucks of us all. It’s sad, because there are plenty of reasons for young men to feel alone and unsure in this shitty world…

All I know is my Chernobyl themed barbecue is going to be LIT

Future Man:

YAEH HES AH GENUS!

GARFIELD: Then I thought... maybe rigatoni.

“100%.” - Frogs

Don’t worry, Pinkie. You are not out of touch. It’s the children who are wrong.

“Sir, this is a replica of Excalibur. It has magical powers.”

We like intoning “DAMN hungry hot!” on warm days.

Not there, THERE!

When asked for comment, Captain Holt reportedly said, “Screw that. Get some. Get some. Get some.”

Perhaps we can train Cheddar to retrieve him, as if he were a plaque.

Good ol’ Shake Black.

Tommy Lee Jones said that? Remember, he and Al Gore were college roommates:

Make sure you stay past the credits.

Buddha shows up to invite him to join a team.

Be fair though, Bugs also did America a lot of good too.

“Bob Dylan was always a no-talent motherfucker. That cat David Duchovny though is the next Michael Jackson!” - Quincy Jones