Thomas Haden Church knows EXACTLY what he did.

It looks like they took away the public display of stars, presumably because they decided people didn’t dislike Kinja enough.

Nobody home!

Frank would’ve nailed it.

Tomface Chipenhanks!

and as someone who enjoyed season 1 of dirk gently, holy gawd was season 2 a pile of shit. had to check i didnt tune into “once upon a time” by accident.

Gah. I just finished season2. Which i paid for on amazon. I never buy shows. Except doctor who. This is sad news.

I’ve been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn’t understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins’ presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group’s undisputed masterpiece. It’s an epic…

These beta-release Cylons had a lot of bugs in the software.

Who’s Russ?

Yes. That’s from the treatise “Freewill” written by the Canadian philosophical collective Rush.

Newt Gingrich: “Using keys to gouge expletives onto another’s vehicle is a sign of trust and friendship.”

How have you never seen Beetlejuice? Is your life a darkroom? One big dark room?

(looks at phone)
(looks harder, pulls glasses out of pocket)
Waitagoshdarnminute, I don’t remember Motorola having a backwards ‘R’. Better get the eggheads to take a gander.

Huh?

They’re good astronauts, Brent.

“just storing information about a couple of hundred electrons would require a computer memory that would physically require more atoms than exist in the universe.”

Mexican rapture is tomorrow, right?

Instructions unclear, George Foreman is now choking to death on pizza.