Carbon!

Don’t they have a high water content to begin with? That’s why you sautee then re-hydrate with liquid medium of choice.

That stuff is bizarre and creepy in a Lynchian sense, like somewhere between creepypasta and uncanny valley weird.

This article sums it up nicely...https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/jets/2015/08/11/geno-smith-broken-jaw-sucker-punch-new-york/31498803/

This guy  hits the same beats but is much better: https://www.angryrobotbooks.com/shop/urban-fantasy/flex-ferrett-steinmetz/

Broth is probably fine as long as you are reheating it to the point where it begins to boil, like in a soup.

W.K., Mr. T, Weird Al, Tom Hanks, & The ghost of Fred Rogers would make an amazing presidential cabinet.

They just call it RedTube now.

“Didja see my kickflip?”

More importantly: Why is he dressed like Mario?

“When there ain’t no crawdad, we ate sand.”

Beware the mighty Septopus

Dunno, it seems like they’re really gilding the lilly, just too over the top.

He’s been added to the list with Tom Hanks and Weird Al.

Jesus... The Meteor Man! Coming soon to a theater near you.

Really? Start at 1:08.

“You’re eating maggots Tampax”

*Netflix immediately options sequel*

But that would be factually incorrect.

Yeah, it’s just him shouting “Derrick!” over and over again.