Hey doofus! You’re not supposed to explain your plan until the conveyor belt is actually moving toward the bandsaw.

Neuroscientists too!Good intentions and all that.

This is true. Even a tea bag will puncture the surface tension of the water. PSA do not microwave brita or other purified waters.

Panini press is the proper way to do it. Bottom of the crust develops a cracker like crunch and you get alternating grill marks on the cheese.

With pizza on a bagel you can propose at any time.

In Soviet Russia, Burger propose to you!

Area racist man enraged over lack of racism in upcoming motion picture. News at 11.

Same actor, but you are getting the role confused with Action Abe: Bomb Squad Rabbi.

*Steven Weber angrily tweets Tim Daly’s telephone number*

They reveal Global Warming is the cause of the fire in the third act!

The TV show about the regional airport? Jeez, everybody’s a critic.

Let the fools have their tar tar sauce.

Thunderdome

Don’t forget to yell at clouds.

Also the Tales from the Darkside series...

Frank or Sly?

Bordello of Blood.

Perhaps, it was still a good book though.