With a dry cool wit like that you could be an action hero.

What other explanation is there as to why there is currently a large T, O, and half an M carved on the lunar surface?

I made paella!

NOW UPVOTE YOURSELF! COMPLETE THE SUMMONING!

This sounds so much better in Sweet Dee’s voice.

Passive (aggressive) voice!

I conquer.

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Avoiding anything too obvious, here are some you won’t find on any best of lists but are overall pretty good:

Visit Negan’s fuckin’ candy shop and eat some kickass fuckin’ gumballs.

Yeah, it depends a lot on how you cook it.

Go back to Russ... uh, carry on.

Once known as the nicest place on the internet...

Anyone remember that time he was dating Taylor Swift?

For YEARS I thought elephant foot sandwich was a capital Classic (as in why did the chicken cross the road) joke and always wondered why nobody else had ever heard it before.

No, actually you’re thinking of Thrash.

If you can find it Casshern (live action) is visually stunning and has some great action sequences.

Phantom of the Opera holds up pretty well in the silent sphere...