Tony Jaa?

Seriously. Just looking at him is offensive. Then he has to go and open his mouth...

The audience was all the more confused when Jeb! took the stage.

Hey at least you got a torso. Karen is just a chin with lensflare.

You forgot the lensflare...

F**k Nintendo. The fact that they won’t sell virtual console games on older 3ds’ because of some “pixel perfect” BS is proof they don’t give a shit about the consumer. They re-released a bunch of SNES games on GBA but now apparently the DS hardware isn’t up to spec? F**k that.

Be nice, she’s using Bing for goodness sake!

Even better!

Also it was in Dagon so it’s cannon

something something non-euclidean geometry...

It’s funny ‘cause it’s true.

Morricone or Metallica?

*Allegedly*

That part where he’s doing cartwheels in that old timey photo was pretty unnerving.

With more bees!

They already tried Dresden with Captain Lance from Arrow but they totally whiffed the tone of the books.

a.) Because Florida. Ugh, you can’t make this stuff up: http://time.com/4935117/hurricane-irma-guns-florida/

Theatre of Magic is a really good one.