I think you meant to post this in the Pan’s Labyrinth article: http://www.avclub.com/start-halloween-early-by-becoming-the-freaky-eye-man-fr-1802733694

Seriously.

Poll: What is your favorite table?

It’s all Dippin’ Dots as far as the eye can see... 

If you are not already doing so use a password manager.

This should be common sense but:

And Emma Stone as the pigeon.

No, but http://www.businessinsider.com/treasury-secretary-steven-mnuchin-producer-movies-2017-5

Russia Today’s movie reviews are the shit!

“Blue Warrior needs food”

Easy to verify: How many MILFs are in the immediate vicinity?

Of course you would say that... because you’re evil.

We all know you just made that up. Stop trying so hard guy.

Pshhh... you with your “facts.”

You leave the Martian pizzeria out of this! 

Amazon is great because you can actually buy obscure content from them.

- The A.V. Club

If you buy a Dual Cassette tape player you can record directly from the radio to the tape by pressing Play and Rec as soon as the song starts!