*Lifts coffee mug, notices Fieri written on bottom*

Plot twist: You were Guy Fieri all along! 

Just not worth the energy for shit so inconsequential. Now if Fieri, Nickelback, Smashmouth, The Room, Applebees, AND Taylor Swift got presidential cabinet appointments then Hoo-Boy - what were we talking about again?

#alton brown #j. kenji lópez-alt

“How sharp is the stick?”

Obligatory slide-whistle

This. TCM looks like someone shot a Home Movie and it really ratchets up the tension.

FYI - Directed by the legendary sfx/makeup-artist Tom Savini

Apparently they don’t test if you get bitten by a squirrel. Squirrels can carry it but it’s super super rare. Also, kudos if you actually catch that damn squirrel.

More lensflare!

Did anybody else enjoy Chronicle? Anybody? Hello?

Huh, NBD or anything but JW and TFA are retreads of the originals. Granted TFA gets points for omitting Jimmy-Late-Night but it seems weird to be overly critical of one over the other. They were fine popcorn flicks but nostalgia obviously plays a large part in peoples opinions over these soft reboots.

You remember the difference between the toilet and the sofa, right?

Sucks when you find out someone you enjoy watching is a terrible person in the real world. Stupid AV club pointing out reality.

2016: Indiana Jones and the search for Hillary’s e-mails

IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!

I think you are confusing clowns with mall Santas...

Yeah this, but also the fact that they represent unpredictability and have been painted with quasi-magic abilities.

Suck it, bi**h! Cucumber sandwich?

Best Krampus was the one from the Tales from the Darkside TV series: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0716972/