Sure, Amell might be embarrassed right now but this serves as a first rate audition for my upcoming epic C’mon, Man, I’m Wide Open: The Christian Hackenberg Story.

“Just do it,” the hat whispered malevolently.

That was a triathlon joke

No one ever said switching to triathlons was easy.  RIP

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

The crash likely cause the amputation. The paramedics likely arrived at the scene and Mr. Norton’s arm was already severed from his body.  Amputation can be a medical procedure or caused by trauma.  Think Heather Mills (Paul McCartney’s ex wife), her leg was amputated when she was hit by a car. Samer most likely…

Yet another gruesome reminder that the single most dangerous thing we all do is drive. Pay the fuck out of attention to not only what you are doing, but what everyone else is too.

Let’s be honest here. If the paramedics amputated the arm at the scene, they were most likely finishing a job the accident started.

At the scene?

Win this one for one of America’s first strong, independent women, Betsy Ross.

“So he got upset, ran across the street and ran up to my son and basically said: ‘I’m gonna give you a head start, you better run.’

The only actually shocking part of this entire story (as sad as this sounds) is that somehow the 13-year old was not charged with assault, assault with a deadly weapon, disorderly conduct, resisting arrest (I’m assuming the cops could argue playground paul was performing a citizen arrest), and assault on a police…

I can’t wait to hear the explanations from the people in charge to explain why their officers stated such things, esp. when there is fucking VIDEO evidence!

Seriously. Can you imagine the wave of reaction to a video of a 46 year old black dude holding down a 13 year old white boy? And then threatening to hit his 16 year old white sister while she records him because she won’t shut up? Fuckin’ hell, I think several entire states may just simply self-combust.

with the hope of giving the guy permanent brain damage

You’re blaming a 16 year old girl for not trying to fight him?

“let’s record this on video.”

But can you say for sure that your favorite café doesn’t have a sex dungeon?

The “ope” makes me realize you know what you are talking about......