“I heard of him because of his grandfather (Steve Demeter) who used to be a minor league coach for the Pirates. He was the nicest, sweetest guy in the world... A generous lover. Some Summer nights, when I smell the lilacs on the warm summer breeze, it takes me back to his strong, but gentle arms and the sweet embrace…

Wowzers. +1

Same here! I thought that first clip was sped up as a joke! Holy shit.

“Hoschton: God Bless the United States... For Now.”

I made a mistake in that reply and also replied to the wrong post, by the time I realized it was too late to edit and correct. Pretend I said...

That’s some great city councilin’ for a town whose official motto is:

That’s some great administratin’ for a town whose official motto is:

That’s exactly what someone with a hedgehog for an avatar picture would want me to think

Along those same lines, I’m just going to go ahead and say what everyone is already thinking. Genitals. He needs genitals.

While I do agree with you... Your avatar makes me question your agenda™. 

I have a handful of friends and former college teammates who have gone on to coach at small colleges similar in size to Sarah Lawrence. More than one has expressed shock at the general lack ((`-` )ゝ*salutes* General Lack) of oversight when it came to campus policies — especially compared to the large university we…

That’s certainly the impression that I get.

He still needs to work on a few skills if he wants to be a true soccer player...

Hahaha, that took me a second to figure out what the origin of ‘-unt’ was, but when I did I damn near spit out my tea!

That is both a valid and considerate question worthy of further consideration. I don’t know if I heard a queef, but I definitely saw one sitting to Molly’s right.

The Zapooter Film

If I had a dollar for every time I’ve seen some guy whacking it in public, it would more than double my bank account. That being said, I have never seen anyone jerking it in public.

I think it’s worth noting that in the first clip we see Molly shift to one side in order to offer the fart the path of least resistance, lest she want to risk the dreaded up the butt crack fart or the mythical labia shaker.

My right shift key broke and subsequently fell off, somehow locking my left shift key in the ‘on’ position. Now, I could easily replace my macbook pro with a shiny new one, hell, I even have a wireless keyboard that I could be using — it’s right over there, I’m looking at it right now! But, in an all out effort to…