Bounce Patrol?  Fine, I’ll take the first shift.

I’ve missed these.  Thanks for the nostalgia.

‘...but we do like to have fun and keep things on the lighter side.’

It’s uncanny!!

You’re in good company.

She beat the inner monologue out of him.

I know this is definitely beside the point, but shouldn’t the DUI lawyer be pretty stoked about the fact that, in all likelihood, there will be more DUIs?

He had drop foot... Which basically means some sort of injury to a nerve in his leg inhibits the control of his foot.

The Cheez-It Bowl somehow managed to be worse than a game that officially never took place.

If I agree with your comment does that makes me pro lapsed catholic?

The perfect accessory to light after the inevitable KFC splatter from eating their grease-infused fried chicken.

He is a wonderful Christian man, loves his wife, Marilyn.

“I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas House Perp Walk”

Forged By The See.

Apropos of nothing, here’s Cordarrelle Patterson getting laid out by a kicker in college.

There have been at least 2 serious incidents like this that have Ohio in the last few years. In April of this year, 4 teens (14, 14, 14, 13!) threw a sandbag off of an overpass, killing the passenger in a vehicle. Murder and felonious assault for the actually thrower, involuntary manslaughter and vehicular vandalism…

The NCAA changed this rule in 2011. It made taunting a live ball foul which would cancel the touchdown and move the ball 15 yards from the spot of the foul. So, under the letter of the rule, I guess this was technically an okay call. But, seeing as the rule was changed to dissuade runners from somersaulting into the…

Cue Cucker Tarlson admonishing Ocasio-Cortez for not lowering herself down by her bootstraps.