...I was at her 15th birthday party...

I can’t help but feel like I’ve seen this guy before...

Okay God, we get it... You like a good comeback story. Sheesh.

Sorry Sister Jean, it looks like God had better things to do this weekend than give an 11-seed the divine bump... Maybe spend a little more time praying and a little less time holding press conferences.

What a shot! And another great call from Adam Amin. I feel a bit guilty, I happened to stumble on the game with about 20 seconds left, it’s the only 20 seconds that I’ve watched live, and it was a proper classic.

That’s why they get paid the big bucks (or any bucks, for that matter).

Pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the EDGE — because you’re being peppered with explosives!!

That’s odd. I figured North America would be a bit of an Oasis for a British Wanderwell.

You would think he would have put some extra oil in those cargo pants, am I right?

That’s called Preairprism.

Which is greater: The number of people in America who still own and actively use a VCR or the number of people in America who have no idea what a VCR is?

One of these things is not like the others...

This makes me long for the days of Samer’s running count of Cardinals losses, when the comments would inevitably fill up with Mitch Hedberg non-sequiturs and super butt hurt Cardinals fans.

When a police officer gives you directions, listen.

Hey, don’t worry, I think we all did... Manifes-what-tion?! Psssh, nerds, am I right?

I wish I could say that I didn’t understand why things escalated... anyone who says they can is being willfully ignorant.

Yikes.

I’m not sure my comment came across in the tone I was hoping for. I totally agree with you. The police had an truck loads (literally) of resources at their disposal. Resources meant to prevent unnecessary escalation — if only the officers were able to do the same. In mentioning that she had a knife, I didn’t intend to…

They have a shield. They have rubber bullets. They have a Taser (which was deployed — you can see the Taser leads in the last second of the video). They had a plan to use all of those things.