Wish I had something stronger than a +1 for that.

And then there’s the troll who points and snickers at anyone with an opposing opinion.

I’ll cut him more slack, actually.

Hey, don’t be “uh-ing” about the ‘Burg.

You seem to have some difficulty in separating the artist from the art. But of course, that is the Deadspin way, so you’ll get their +1.

He may be right; he may be wrong.

But there are few people who need to work eight hours at a McDonalds drive-thru window more than Antonio Brown.

At the risk of being cloying ... damn, you can write.

I’d try to convince you that SNL is not the second coming of the apocalypse, but I’m afraid your ship has already sailed into the bloody waters.

Yeahhh ... I think I’m rooting for this one.

I’m impressed. (Should I be impressed?)

I’m impressed.

Chip Kelly losing to Cincinnati? I already think I’m going to like this season.

Barry, thank you for the update. I just kissed my wife, texted my daughter at work and sent a note to her mother-in-law.

Everyone, please take a moment today to appreciate what you have. Life’s too fragile not to.

I’ve got to agree. And at some point, the other four guys are going to figure out that even us schlubs can catch a pass and bank a 2-footer off the board.

“Way more THC than we ever had.”

Having been on both sides, I find that amazing. Not doubting the veracity of it ... it just doesn’t seem like it.

(It’s about time I get out of the greys with edgy analysis such as this.)

And you don’t get it then. Making excuses for assholes acting like assholes is not a good look, and I’m constantly amazed by how many people who wear it like they’re on some higher plane.

Hey! No non-sports stories since the Trump diatribe about eight stories down. Where’d THAT come from?

(P.S. I know where that came from.)

Well, that’s a matter of debate. You will find plenty of people who will tell you that they have the right to dictate what they believe will keep you safe. See: War on Drugs.

Of course, the “over-cushioned” helmet leads to another problem that Brown is claiming -- that he loses peripheral vision with a different helmet. I’m sure that would be a factor with the “bubble” helmet.

I’ll buy most everything but the superstition part. If his reason is because of superstition, then he can STFU and wear the prescribed helmet.

Or, any or all of this could be staged so Deadspin would jump all over it, and the Barstool gang is all having a laugh over copious amounts of Sam Adams.