Now this is the sticky sports content I’ve been waiting for! Wait, they said “stick *to* sports”? Well, this seems like sticking it to sports as well, so I guess it works.

Look at you, mister facts and shit.

Comments like this are why I still get on the internet

+1 showing of Python’s How Not to be Seen sketch...

I’d love to see this play with commentary by Richard Attenborough:

Former track coach here. I love track & field. It’s a great sport for kids of all sizes and shapes to feel success. Plus, it’s an underrated sport for TV. During one meet, there are multiple events going on at the same time.

Boxing is dangerous but all the athletes involved know that risk when they decide they want to box as a career. Its high risk and high reward. It’s legal because no one is forced into it. I personally enjoy boxing and always have. It can be brutal at times but it’s very exciting. I never wish harm on an athlete. I…

This is something I find myself struggling with a lot. There’s a part of me that says, well, if China’s money can buy Kerr’s speech, than anyone else’s could, too, so that means anything else he has to say is basically moot. That’s an idealistic part, maybe the sixteen year-old part of me, that still believes that…

I disagree with a lot of what you are saying here. I do wish that Kerr said more, but you can’t just jump from “he didn’t say what I wanted him to say about this issue” to “stick to sportzzzz!”

This is likely the biggest mistake I’ve ever made on Kinja, but god help me, here I go.

“A stitch in time is a penny earned” - Yogi Berra, probably

That’s just not how narratives work. Maybe you can remember who was pitching during the decisive play in Game 6 of the ‘86 World Series. Maybe you even remember who was the losing pitcher in Game 7 (if you even remember there was a Game 7), or who got the Red Sox final out. However, whether you remember any of those…

I just got home from the game, and the roar after Soto hammered that pitch to right was unquestionably the loudest sound I have ever heard.  It’s easy to get hyper-cynical in DC these days (or anywhere really), but that was a very cool sports moment.  

I know you all joke, but this time is different. The silence from most of the GOP is actually staggering. Only his most ass-eating sycophantic suck-ups are saying anything.

Don’t forget digging through athletes’/celebrities’ twitter feeds to find stupid racist shit they said when they were children.

So, again, I’ll just throw this out there, if you guys need someone who actually knows anything about track to write articles for you about track, I’m available, and will do it for free just so I don’t have to read things like this anymore.

Fuck this shit.

Jimmy Jr. is who she wants. But you don’t have to read very far between the lines to know that Zeke is who she belongs with.

The horse, named Zeke, ... was put down Tuesday.

Demons, eh? GET ME TEBOW ON THE PHONE!