pull the dick off a chocolate mouse

Yeah, let’s blame it on those pesky millenials! Let’s not blame it on a range of motorcycles where the lightest weighs as much as the Death Star, the cheapest is still fucking expensive, the most powerful couldn’t pull the dick off a chocolate mouse, the most sporty has the dynamic prowess of a bag of shot badgers and…

Or a FILA Thunderbird.

the other sock was blown off... through the sandal.

Now take a look at the 2025 Escalade:

Individual cars in big cities are a bad idea.

Quite the opposite...my life revolves around the car scene...car shows, meets, photoshoots, magazine publication, customizing them for a living. It definitely takes a toll...while I’m very happy with my life, no woman seems to understand why its such a big deal. Oh well I guess the things like owning your own home and…

This just in, a response from Ford.

I like the idea of Utterly Realistic Car Ads.

That’s what happens when someone forgets to lock the dieselgate.

Velocipedes. What a fantastic word. I am going to visit a non-motorized conveyance establishment on the morrow so I can request their salesman to produce with much haste their finest and most opulent velocipedes.

Road race that bitch!

I’m so relieved we finally solved our drugs, terrorism and human trafficking problems so that law enforcement can focus on the things that really matter.

Don’t forget replacing the rubber bushings with poly at the earliest opportunity. Between the heim joints and poly in my 2000 mustang I could tell the color of the paint stripes just by rolling a tire over them.

Wire mesh grilles made out of Home Depot gutter guard material. To make it worse, I did it to two different cars.

You need a new wife.

That moment when you go to the comment section and instead find an entire article.

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