“How do you plead to the charges of stalking and planting a tracking device on your ex-girlfriend’s car?”

Yes, but please stop doing it during funerals

Well this sounds completely terrible in every single respect. I admit I had no idea who he was (and that’s no shade towards Bachelor fans—I just have never watched) but reading up on him very briefly he sounds like a mess (a restrainer order?) and insanely stupid to have been reportedly still stalking women you had…

I feel so tired just from this comment already

For this to be watchable for me, I’m going to need some ... erm ... what’s the word ...

This is still the darkest timeline so those assholes will live and be running for public office. 

For someone claiming to be a virgin for so long, it seems he’s really a big ol fame whore.

Glad he can capitalize off his big announcement. #sobrave 

Trying to resist commenting about the narcissistic circle jerk of reality celebrities going farther up their own asses, but I keep coming up short.

> They dated until summer 2020, and Randolph filed a restraining order against him, claiming Underwood planted a tracking device on her car.

I can’t say that I have any interest in watching the Conners - but that Darlene (the “smart, talented” one) ends up working at the same shitty plastic factory her mom used to work at does strike me as a heartbreakingingly realistic depiction of life in a small shitty town.  So good show to them on that one. 

I mean, could be a thousand reasons -- maybe she genuinely likes it there. From a professional standpoint, it’s not like she has an easy glidepath to superstardom if she left -- Shrill gets very good reviews, but I don’t know that the viewership numbers have ever been particularly impressive, and it’s ending after…

I’m looking forward to this - I went into S1 knowing very little about the show and basically just watched because I think Aidy Bryant is hilarious and it was such an unexpected delight. I think it does a much better job than most premium channel “comedies” at dealing with serious societal issues in an honest,…

Are you gay so you feel some right to say this? Or are you just a piece of shit?

“Dad Stop Embarrassing Me! begins in medias res, as Brian and Sasha meet with a therapist (Luenell) who thinks they’re a couple rather than father and daughter.”

very happy david alan grier is getting a steady paycheque. i have no other thoughts on this.

Family traditions are important. 

Excuse me, is that punch WiFi enabled?

Don’t kink shame, some people are granny shaggers

Everyone in silicon valley needs a punch in the face