Yeah, but in fairness “I made a liquid cooled PS5 using a water loop carved in copper the size of the whole motherboard” is actually even more interesting if you know why it’s interesting and “I made a slim PS5" is gonna get some normies through the door and a spot on Kotaku, so good job on both the promotion and the…

Billionaires:

Gary, blink twice if Elon has kidnapped your family and is forcing you to post on his behalf because he hates bots and finds this to be an acceptable loophole.

He was using twitter to effect the rise and falling of Dogecoin’s value. I’m pretty sure he was fucking around, but US law tends to frown on that kind of thing.

Is your life improved by defending a billionaire?

I, too, want Elon to french-kiss me for defending him on Kotaku.

You mean the guy who is in the top 1% OF THE TOP 1% may have “earned” that money through less than scrupulous means!?!

Really hope this guy gets the brunt of ole “fuck around and find out”. Glad I’m too poor to put money in stuff, seems folks that trusted this numb nuts got took for a ride. 

Just isn’t the same without being able to roll to the nearest Blockbuster to print our masterpieces.

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Fundamentally Trevorrow isn’t interested in the dinosaurs, let alone how they interact with people. He’s just not a dinosaur guy, and you need a dinosaur guy to write at least the basic plot of a Jurassic movie for it to be good. This is why we got dumb shit like the Indominus Rex (fucking talking to the raptors god…

All of these Nintendo sports games feel way too light for their pricing.

I still can’t believe Nintendo charges top dollar for these types of games. I gladly pay asking price for any of their marquee franchises (except Smash. Bleh) but full price for an arcade sports title is ridiculous, even if it has Mario in it. Nintendo should have a “B Tier” pricing strategy for titles like this.

Look! Look! We got a Last Jedi hater here! We got Last Jedi hater!  See?  Nobody cares.

honestly love that for them!

If I had this IP, I would reboot it as more of a thriller in the vein of the original book, and it would be a prestige series (~50 min ep/10 ep season).

...hacks like Colin Trevorrow (a man so inept he was fired from Episode IX, let’s not forget)

Yeah, I’ve been very disappointed reading about the general plot. While it wouldn’t guarantee the movie would be good, I really wish they had tried for the how do we co-exist with dinos angle. That would, at least to me, seem to have way more potential.

So, there’s only one good Jurassic Park movie, which we have relearned 6 times now.

This is so disappointing! the best thing to come out of the previous movie was the idea of having humans actually have to interact with and deal with dinosaurs just being a part of the ecosystem again. how do the governments handle it? how do the normal people? they had the opportunity to make this a solid drama that…