Volvo’s gonna have a blast with this.

Congratulations, Mr. HammerheadFistpunch, on another COTD! My award to you is a Land Cruiser which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she finds a jacket.

Clearly “they” never visited the Edmunds trade-in tool!

YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER, PATRICK:

IMHO the best truck to go off-roading is some piece of shit that you don’t care about filling up with dents, scrapes and filth.

“Wow, what is this thing, a Tesla, a Jag-U-Ar, a Hummer?” “No, you are sitting in a Chevy Sonic!!” “Whaaaaaaa!?”

It's chocolate ice cream.

“Durrr, I thought it was BWM Mersedes Bends.”

I’ve learned to expect more enjoyment from a groin rash

After 2 weeks TwinkieTown was looking at the team’s offense and showing that they were statistically worse than the legendary Cleveland Spiders team from 1899. I’ve blacked out on the team since.

Jepsen is the absolute worst.

*ahem*

Dude. You might as well go over to Jezebel and fat shame.

This is THE highlight of the year for my team. Fucking Christ they suck

Not a real ad. It was published in National Lampoon. Not surprisingly they got sued:

He should have hired a Cherokee to guide him across in a more Grand fashion.

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“One!”

However much this Zonda has.

enough said