This lady can give you a recap about Friday, and its place in relation to other weekdays:

It’s a Volvo wagon.

now THAT is an enormous fake grill

#conspiracy

Another Tesla post?

And not someone with a fake tan.

Amateur Pedantist, at your service.

Who needs a heat gun when you have hot takes?

If you have to pay, it’s not free. At best, the car is complimentary; but, if you’re paying that much, you might as well just buy the car.

Good thing there’s a bumper to abso.... oh.

Came for this.

WHY DID YOU TURN?

The answer is always XJ.

I just blue myself.

If I had to drive one car for the next ten years to do everything well...

Land Cruiser diesel with an enormous turbo.

Volvo 940. Slow, cheap, quirky. You can pretend you’re in an indie comedy.

Hah! Right?! It’s got all of the drawbacks of the Elise without the main benefit.

Sweet #stance on that helicopter brah.

If you’re not at altitude, then you’re on the ground though?