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AYYYYYY OOOO DIS GUY WHAT U TRYIN’ TO SAY ‘BOUT THE I-TALIANS?

“Shit happens. It’s only a car.”

Toyota doesn’t understand why its web browser has an “incognito” mode

Toyota’s guilty pleasure is a second glass of pinot grigio, but never on a weekday.

Toyota thinks Tim Tebow deserves another shot.

Toyota bought a new house in a new suburb where all the streets have the same name because ‘you get more for your money’ then spends nearly two hours a day driving to and from work.

Toyota’s favorite position is missionary

Toyota thought the dish where you used fresh ground pepper and chopped onions was spicy.

Toyota’s favorite snack is unsalted unbuttered popcorn.

Toyota thinks Creed is “pretty heavy”

Toyota can’t believe how much money you spent on that trip, do you know how much interest you could have gotten if you kept the amount in a tax free savings account?

Toyota never actually laughs just says “that’s funny”

Toyota goes to the game but leaves 5 minutes before it ends to beat the traffic.

Toyota goes to the all you can eat sushi place and orders a steak.

wut?

This one

Snooder87, prepare to eat your hat! Need some ketchup?

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