Well, it STARTS with one.

Not with that attitude!

I’ll take Stupid Memes Posted By Bitter, Boring People for $1000.

Congratulations, Mr. Goofnik, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Porsche which this lovely lady will deliver after she buys some Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups.

Also it’s an automatic, not brown, and not a wagon. The girl isn’t those things either.

Try this one...

Oh God it would’ve been hilarious. Huge mistake not getting an Aussie flag.

Did Doug DeMuro provide the soundtrack to that video?

Covering the headlights while driving should be illegal.

I know you were trying to make things better with the video, but imagine the response if you had been holding the Australian Flag instead

They can do better

Most ‘Merican Police Car (as Ballaban already noted three years ago):

LOL post this to Lanesplitter. 2 wheels, right?

Is that the one that makes it go?

I’m not taking over anything. Everyone calm down. The barn is not on fire.

Also availablble in PURPLE

there are not enough Jalops... that’s the problem

We Jalops are poor.

“Are us Jalops not enough of a demographic or are we failing the car manufacturers?”

Perhaps he was caught up singing the hit track from The Little Mermaid, “Honda the Sea”.