The want to keep all of your fingers.

Jesus, it sounds like he’s trying to get it registered in California or something.

EPA: We’ll get to the lead poisoned water in Flint right after we crush these cars.

So, Bendy Bus X7?

They can claim that the X7 will be more than a long X5 till they’re blue in the face, but history gives me a reason to be skeptical.

Land Rover badges are cool.

Well, with his username, no need for delivery. He’s already there.

Enjoy your date, road head can wait.

“Alright sir, the soft tops are 10 feet to the left.”

A spectacular idea everyone else is WRONG

Jeep’s new stair decent mode will ensure you find the best parking at mall/school.

That’s officer clumsy. His partner, officer slow, pulls up on the left.

just one, the Suns.

Your move Florida....

That guy is clearly just trying to get a helicopter.

Yea, as in you’re now grounded from Jalopnik

Oh man this makes me like Mr. X to the Z Xzibit all over again.

Did someone say “grounded”?

That’s the price for the wrong ‘90'... Where’s my wagon?! I will give two of Justin’s Testes for a V90