Come on Torch, you know better. Nobody wants to empty the trash can, so then it becomes a game of Jenga. But, since its a cassette trash can, it’ll get stuck and never come out.

Did they get a look at the dash? If there were lights on, it’s a VW.

On a scale I give this pun a 1/18

Did I do it right?

#jaloplife

Buy one for 600 bucks
Take it to MOAB

I always deliver the GTs and GT40s. Sometimes, it takes weeks to get there though. ;D

Heritage, obviously.

You think you have problems when your steering wheel gets stuck in the down position... wait until the TOP does!

It has taken me that long to repaint wiper arms and install new blades.

It’s an extra lux, oversized and XL sized Passat ;)

No dear, that's not what he meant by rimming.

You could strip out the Suburban, put the 2002 inside it, and use the hood of the 2002 as a seat while you drive the Suburban.

“With the 29th pick in the 2016 NBA draft, Gregg Popovich personally selects Taurean Prince, Baylor.”

This is such bullshit.

I found a higher res version

If it wasn’t already obvious it’s 100% fake, the photo editor missed a huge detail by not changing the rear-end shadow to reflect a shorter vehicle. Good effort, though.

This is an awesome post and I'm replying to it to get it out of the grays. Congratulations on the Cruiser!