Boomers!? Try the parents of boomers

The liability waiver is printed on the ticket (in the UK at least)

Because the real people that would actually get a compact Porsche crossover have no interest in a used Cadillac wagon.

I can’t believe that, in 2016, any parent would endanger their child by exposing them to the kind of bullying that will inevitably come from wearing a fedora in public. You’re too old to wear a fedora. The world knows it. Your son’s classmates know it.

As soon as she can dig it out.

I want in and out privileges.

I’ve been doing this for about seven years, so he better be a gazillionaire.

Still waiting on that eccentric billionare to find these forums and make good on all of $kay’s gifts

That's COTD material if I've ever seen it.

All the stars.

Park next to the shopping cart return post. Generally, people tend to return the cart to the post if they’re only a couple spaces off, but this can vary.

Option 3 is to find the Alpha car in the parking lot first thing, and then crash into it, just beat the hell out of it...then the other cars know to respect you.

I am always sure to leave plenty of room

“Licence and registration, please”

Best. Chrome. Extension. Ever.

Why doesn’t my 1.4 Rengade sound like a Abrath 500! Why the muffler?

I recently participated in one of those Land Rover Experience driving schools. I was blown away with what the little Evoque can handle. It went everywhere the rest of the Rover’s went. Albeit with a little more commotion and effort.

As long as we don’t have to hear that X Ambassadors song “Renegades” on the Jeep ads one more time.