You are a racist troll with a brand new account. Go the fuck away.

some people don’t have a choice, so it’s not great to read about how the perpetually mated think we’re unhealthy and our lifestyles are “overrated” despite the fact that the entire world tells us that we are nothing because we don’t have a partner

Same. Every time I’m halfway through reading one of these rage inducing posts I think “Oh but wait! Maybe this means Marizpan will make an appearance in the comments!”

I have a 13-year old German Shepherd/border collie who is the most ornery/sweetheart bitch you’ve ever met, I’d lay down my life for that lil asshole. But I. Cannot. Get. Enough. Of. Marzipan. God bless that floppy dipshit. And you for sharing. Makes my day.

There is never not a time to use this gif. It’s the gif that keeps on giving.

He is dumb, heeee is sooo fuucckiingg dddduuuummmbbbb!!!!!!!!!!!

Way ahead of ya.

One of the weirdest things that doctor said was something like, “I told the president that with a few changes in diet and exercise he could live to 200.” What doctor says that? Now, maybe he joked to trump about it while he was in his little paper gown, but to then say it at the press conference? I felt like it just…

In a few years, as you transition a bit more into middle-age, (if you’re willing to give it a shot, ) you may find that people close to your age, with a bit more time under their belt, are a lot less demanding and a lot more accepting. You may even find that YOU are, as I suspect is more of the issue here. I’ve taken…

Can you make 2 of those suits?

Yes people have really underestimated how awful that must have felt.

I feel sorry for these people and reporters that have to immerse themselves in the bile that comes out of Trump’s mouth/tweet fingers, etc. I can’t stand listening to Trump speak for an unbroken minute and here we have journalists and experts that have to sift through his speeches to find patterns or to fact check…

Of his three previous successors’ failures with North Korea, Trump said: “I guess they all realized they were going to have to leave it to a president that scored the highest on tests.”

Marzipantastic!

She’s too big for the front seat now. Also, Henri rides shotgun. He’s older. He’s driven cross-country with me. It’s his prerogative.

So Bannon got hit with two subpoenas, one for each shirt. And I’m officially a Girther. It’s funny how, by growing an inch in height, Trump is no longer considered obese.

#fakehealth

This is terrible news for fans of cerulean.

Yeah as far as I can tell that’s the only reason they identify as one.