Marzipan. AKA: Marz, Marzie, Marshall Plan, Martian Spam, Big Bear, and “Down Girl”

I’m going to go with product placement. I am an old, and I was married a long time ago, but I’d never heard of this trashbag manufacturer until that godawful show came on the air. (My SiL and MiL watch it when we are at their houses.)

Klassy and sofistikated, I tell ya.

Almost everyone will notice when they cut social security and Medicare to pay for it. Because no one will be able to afford to keep their elderly family members in nursing homes.

I’ve had a shitty ass week. I had a tire blowout last Tuesday. My water heater burst on Wednesday after only 2 years. My wife got a flat tire on Thursday. I spent the weekend fighting with Sears about their defective water heater. We’re bathing our daughter in the sink using an electric kettle. And I’m on my boss’…

I’m just ready for something they do to fucking matter. It. never. matters. I’m convinced that zero percent of the country could disapprove of the tax bill and it would still pass. What does it fucking take to get these assholes to act in the best interest of the country?

I hate this fucking country so much right now.

Yep, their donors required this, end of story. The money trail ends if they don’t pay them back. They also believe a) they will face no repercussion from anything they do (and it isn’t hard to see where they got that idea, but recent elections should scare the shit out of them) or b) Voter restrictions/gerrymandering…

OMG look, how...??

They BELIEVE in “trickle down”.

Just for the record, they have never cared. The only difference now is that they see no further need to wrap the steaming turd of their policies in a pretty pink candy coating of “values” so all the Murica-spouting, gun-toting, Jaysus-loving numbskulls who’ve voted for them for the last 30 years could swallow it.

“Why aren’t our Republican colleagues standing with their constituents? Why aren’t they joining us insisting on a better deal for American families?”

You can be sure he’s gone straight to his preferred combination redpill/Rick & Morty forum to proclaim his distaste for the intellectual inferiors he’s forced to share the internet with.

“bullshit diversity”

How depressing and disgusting. It blows my mind how many men genuinely hate women. That honestly think of us as less-than. That honestly think a movie with an all female cast is garbage. smh

I think Yanis Pons’ comment really sums it up.

One of the things I am most enraged about was a detail I heard on a news report on the way home from work. The station repotted that not just images on his computer, but also a “manual instructing men how to have sex with infants and children”! INFANTS! FUCK THIS FUCKBUCKET!

I know. I understand logically why he has to be, but it also makes me sick to my stomach. He might be eligible, but he’s not worthy.

It still really fucking distresses me that Trump is forever going to be memorialized in the Hall of Presidents. That’s a petty and small thing compared to all of the other horrors that he’s inflicted on us in the past 11 months, yet it still cuts me deeply.

that’s so fucking pathetic. like literally getting off to having power over the most helpless beings in the world. sad, fucking, twisted, disgusting.