You are the proud land of Trailer Park Boys.

Cunk on anything. She makes my face hurt from laughing.

The “lyrics” HAHAHAHAHAHA my face hurts! Just reading “Literal potbelly vampire goblins are coming to get us” reminded me of that masterpiece of alliteration in Vampires of London: “little old lady got mutilated late last night.”

This tip will come in handy for other more interesting things you may want to actually read behind various paywalls. Also, you can go to google news page and type in the headline you want to read and lo! no paywall. I find these 2 methods help me sneak in but SOME PEOPLE have really hardcore paywalls...lookin at you…

I got behind the paywall by going incognito and typing in the title “I will not be distracted by the noise.” Just in case you want to check it out. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

I watched that Alex Jones one on the lower right too and OMG is that effin hilarious. Alex Jones singing like Bon Iver. Check it out.

I knew someone exactly like that too. Pathetic and embarrassing. She even said once “We’re reading Catcher in the Rye in school.” She was in her 40's.

I ask myself the same questions. For example, some of these fuckers are old enough to remember when NY was choking with smog and Lake Erie caught on fire. Also we can look at China’s major cities and the pollution problems they deal with TODAY. What the hell is wrong with protecting where you live? I don’t throw crap…

You got that so gottdamn right.

That’s the first thing I said!

“What is off-putting about them,” one political veteran told me, “is they do not grasp their essential irrelevance. They think they are special.”

Yeah, I can see that now. Good thing I don’t have any or babysit any!

If you say ‘we’re going to this place in the car,’ he’ll throw himself on the floor and not get up. Even things that are ‘fun.’”

Orange Foolius is my fave.

I love this gif so much!

I would be proud too! Here in case you want to see them:

I also wanted to say that your name is very beautiful in it’s sweet positivity, I love it. It reminds me of a favorite ancient groove, Roy Ayers “Everybody Loves the Sunshine”....my life, my life, my life, in the sunshine, everybody loves the sunshine...

I was talking to a young banker WHO WORKS AT Wells Fargo and said something about their house being on fire due to all the scandals. He shook his head and said “I haven’t heard. I don’t follow the news.” gaaaaaaahhhhh

Have never forgotten. It still fills me with rage and despair.

I agree, being on a ship in the open sea was a most sublime and terrifying experience perhaps especially for a non professional sea going person. It was the true definition of awesome: Oh Lord they sea is so vast and my boat is so small.