OH HELL YES! LieutenantDanIceCream where are yoooooooooooo???!!!

Here’s my personal fave for your collection

Well, when Ivanka started to excercise her mind and competence his head did explode bc he couldn’t handle it and he divorced her FOR THAT REASON, so you’re right on.

My star is for your hilarious meemaw.

Welp, that was gross.

Also, “she should be respected” HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAH LOLZ INFINITY

Ew. But yes! Yet he swaggers around spouting off about his virlility like he’s Poldark.

Great video!! THAT’S how it’s done yo.

Thanks. Brightening I like and I use. Will try!

Thanks. Brightening I like and I use. Will try!

It says whitening on the label as one of its “triple functions.” Does it really do that because you make it sound great but I’m not down with lightening my skin.

It says whitening on the label as one of its “triple functions.” Does it really do that because you make it sound…

The stare and eyeroll!!!!

“Would sexting someone young and hot be exciting?”

That is so interesting, thanks for sharing. (Sincerely, not as in cool story bro)

I KNOW!!! NSFW PEOPLE NSFW

SHEESH.

I just saw it Monday and it didn’t.

Exhibit A: Kanye West, the King.

You’re doing the Lord’s work there dude.

....And why am I not one of them?

“I will never ever eat as well as I did as a kid on my grandparent’s farm.” That’s so sweet. A great cook has a special place in someone’s heart forever, namsayn?