This is why I still buy physical media. I like owning my own collections.

I’m on my third home; I deeply regret purchasing the first two, but I plan on staying in my current house until I die. The first house I still own since I bought it in late 2007 at the peak of the market and the town never really recovered, plus mismanagement by the HOA has the prices at about 2/3 of what I paid. So…

I'm sorry, my comment was a little less than clear. I am GenX. The author skipped even mentioning us. Which checks out.

My food processor was originally a gift to my parents at their wedding in 1970 and it will never die. My stand mixer I bought with my first serious pay cheque in like 1998.

This made my day! Then I made my husband stop playing Destiny and made him watch the kittehs. Now we are planning to go to Turkey so I can PET ALL THE KITTEHS.

The gay Wiccan transvestite illegal vampiric aborted fetuses are ruining this country.

Goldwater would be thrown out of the modern Republican party as an apostate. It’s not that Goldwater Republicans have vanished, it’s that the party has moved so far and so fast to the right that they’ve all become independents or Democrats.

I believe the key word there for the purposes of this discussion is born.

Yes, but that's where the gay vampires come in. The only way they are able to sustain their gay lifestyle is to suck blood from people trying really hard to remain heterosexual. It's unfair, but you DO have a choice: don't eat GS cookies, become gay, or let the gay vampires suck you dry. Up to you.

Can report from Europe that they are not wearing flares here.

As long as we’re back in the ‘90s, can I have my body back from that decade, too?

That was my takeaway! Who’s getting that kind of return these days?

I'm a professor at a mid-level university without the benefit of graduate students so I do a lot of grading. I can tell you this isn't just happening at powerhouse sports universities, it is happening everywhere. Every high school in America has a few standout atheletes who might not have a chance at making the pros,…

Gotta love those human-merchandise analogies. I think this dude in the 19th century wrote something about commodity fetishism and the resulting alienation and dehumanization of the... what to call it, the person.

You goddamn Canadians and your unwavering polite manners and friendliness. What kind of assholes do you think you are?

You know what makes you look old? Getting old. The only alternative is to die young.

Hahaha! I am with you! Greetings from Saskatchewan where we just call it "winter."

They could certainly offer her a decent finder's fee.

Yep, I know I think of Tia Tequila before George Takei, Kristi Yamaguchi, Dan Inoue, Yoyo Ma, Vera Wang, Bruce Lee, Margaret Cho, Amy Tan, Ming-Na, Sandra Oh, Lucy Liu, John Cho, Ang Lee, Tiger Woods or Michelle Kwan. Totally. Tia Tequila is the first Asian-American who comes to mind.

"Annette also says that when she does place the infant figurine of baby Jesus on the bale of hay, the cats push the the figurine off and their rightful spot on the bale."